Buffy fanfiction; Willow fanfiction; Willow Tara fanfiction
Joss Whedon owns these folks but I'm gonna borrow them.
R for adult language, adult themes
W/T, X/A, B/R
Set during season five, Willow and Tara do a little
experimentation and magic in the bedroom, which doesn't
go according to plan.
Don't you think-."
"No, let's just
wait awhile longer and see what happens. Everything
should go back to normal." Willow paced in front of
the bed. Feeling distracted by the movement, Tara
reached out and pulled her lover down to sit next to
"But the spell
was only supposed to work for two hours. It's been two
days now. I think we need help."
"No way am I
going to Giles with this."
"We may not have
a choice." Tara began to stroke Willows leg. After
about 4 seconds, the redhead shot to her feet and away
from Tara's touch.
"Okay, no fair
"But all I did
"That's all it
takes apparently." Willow gave a defeated sigh.
"Alright. You win. We'll go see Giles but you'll
have to tell him."
asked growing concerned. "Why me?"
"We'll it's your
idea to include him," Willow replied.
"Yeah but it's
not me that did the spell," Tara retorted.
"You didn't seem
to mind two days ago."
"Well that was
two days ago. At this point...I'm getting scared,
Willow gave a heavy
sigh. "We'll both tell him, okay? I'm sure he won't
expect a detailed explanation. Agreed?"
Tara gave a nod and
the two headed to the Magic Box.
"Giles, can we
speak to you?" Tara asked in a soft voice.
Giles looked to Willow
and Tara and then to Anya before looking back at the
pair. "Certainly," he replied, motioning them
back to the training room and shut the door securely
once they entered.
"What seems to be
Willow couldn't look
at him. Her eyes pleaded with Tara to explain. Tara
opened her mouth to say something but stopped. Finally,
she spit it out quickly.
"Willow has a
again?" Giles asked, disbelieving what he was
"I s-said, Willow
has a penis."
Giles paused a moment.
It was too much. And Anya heard his laugh all the way at
the front of the store through the closed door.
Willow said as she quickly unzipped her pants, pulling
them down to show him. "This is serious!"
Giles laughter stopped and his jaw dropped. Quickly,
Willow quickly refastened her jeans. "So now what?
I don't want to spend the rest of my life as a
hermaphrodite! I mean, sure it was fun while it lasted
but…you know…I don't want this to be a permanent
He darted from the
room, headed for the library of books with the pair
following behind him. "Good gracious! How did this
happen? I'll need to know everything."
Willow cast Tara a
disapproving glare upon hearing the 'need to know
everything' remark as Giles rambled on, looking for a
"W-well about two
weeks ago," Tara began in a soft voice as not to be
overheard, "Willow and I were talking and I-I'd
never been with a guy…you know…l-like that…so she
suggested we look into something…s-simulated…so we
bought s-something but she said she wished she could
f-feel it too. So two days ago we tried the spell. And
it worked! It was unbelievable! The spell I mean,"
she says quickly.
Giles stopped his
searching and held up his hand in a yielding motion.
"I meant I needed to know everything about the
flushed. "Well, we brought the book," she said
handing it over. "It was only supposed to last for
two hours but it's been….a-about two days."
Giles examined the
cover and looked at Willow disapprovingly. "Where
did you get this?"
Shyly, Willow pointed
above him to the 'forbidden' books on the second level.
"I know. I know.
Spare me the lecture Giles. I've learned my lesson.
Giles began to read
the passage in question silently and started to shake
his head. "There's n-nothing here for undoing the
spell," he told her. "I'm not sure how to undo
Tara and Willow both asked in harmony.
something Giles!" Willow added. "Something!
Anything! I can't go through the rest of my life
with…this," she said pointing at her crotch.
Anya heard the
conversation and came over. "What's the
The trio looked at
each other, unsure of what to say at first.
"Willow tried a
spell," Giles began. "It didn't quite go
according to plan so we're looking for a way to reverse
"Maybe I can
help? I've managed to help fix some of her other screw
ups," she answered. "Besides, I'm just feeling
extra charitable today," she offered.
"I don't need
your charity but thanks anyway," Willow replied.
snorted. She bent over to pick up a few other books at a
nearby table and her cleavage nearly spilled from her
low cut blouse. A few seconds later Willow was stuffing
her hands in her pockets and 'shifting' about. Tara
watched Willow's reaction and looked over at Anya before
turning back to Willow.
Tara shouted, slapping Willow arm.
"It's not my
fault honest. It's not my fault!" Willow tried to
defend herself. "Giles tell her it's not my
Giles shook his head.
"I'm already deeper into this than I'd like,"
"THAT turns you
on?" Tara demanded as she pointed to Anya, who
watched the exchange clueless as to what was happening
yet returned when she heard the rising voices.
"You're getting the hots for Anya."
"It's not Anya! I
swear. And I know this will sound so trite and I never
believed it until now but…It's got a mind of it's
own." Tara rolled her eyes and Willow quickly
continued. "I can't control it. It's there in the
morning, it's there during the night. I mean all you
have to do is smile at me and suddenly…boink…there
"All I have to do
is smile?" Tara asked with a slight grin.
Tare-bear," Willow replied, heartfelt.
"Sometimes it doesn't mean anything when it happens
but with you…it's different."
Anya cocked her head
with a questionable look on her face but suddenly
recognition showed in her eyes. "Do you have a
penis?" Anya asked. Willow rubbed her forehead
hiding her face with her hands. "Really? You have a
penis? How big is it? Is it bigger than Xander's
"I don't know how
big Xander's penis is," Willow answered.
Anya started to open
her mouth when Giles cut her off.
"Nor do we want
to," he told her.
Quickly she shut it
The bell on the magic
shop jingled as Xander made his way inside. "Hey
everybody! What's new?"
"Willow has a
penis," Anya replied.
Willow and Tara shouted at her.
"Well it's true,
right?" Anya answered.
Xander looked to
Willow who gave a weak nod.
would be 'new'," Xander replied. "At least I
think that would be new. You haven't always
"How did this
happen?" Xander asked.
array," Tara answered.
Xander nodded before turning to Willow. "So you
have a magical penis?"
"So I've been
told," Willow grinned smugly, which earned her a
smile from Xander and another slap to the arm from Tara.
"You know Xander,"
Anya began. "Since you've had a fantasy about being
with me and another woman, but I only like men, maybe
Xander put his hand
over Anya's mouth to stop her from finishing.
"Let's not discuss this right now okay?"
When it looked as if
she wouldn't continue, he removed his hand.
"Willow would be
perfect now," Anya added quickly before he could
Willow..." the red head began, stressing her own
name. "happens to be in love with a beautiful woman
and refuses to be a part of any fantasy."
"It was a fantasy
that got us in this mess to begin with," Tara
different," Willow replied. "I'll fantasize
with you all I want but not with THEM," she
added to Willow with another disapproving glare.
"You made fantasy a reality and the way it looks
you might have to live with it," he said closing
another useless book.
Willow slumped down at
the table. "What are we gonna do? I mean if we
can't fix this Tara-."
"We'll find some
way," she answered. "And if not we'll work
"Work around it?
How does one 'work around it'?"
"Well it w-wasn't
that bad the other night. Sure I love my…womanly
Willow more b-but…it would just take some adjusting.
"You won't love
me as much anymore," Willow asked looking up,
"No I didn't mean
that," Tara said quickly. "I-I just mean…I-I
don't know what I mean." She darted over to Giles
who was looking through yet another book and grabbed him
by the elbow. "Please say you won't give up. There
has to be something we can do."
"I can't believe
you wouldn't love me anymore," Willow said softly
and despondently from the table. Tara went back over.
"I didn't say
that Baby. I-I didn't…All I mean is…this isn't what
I'm used to and I'd love you no matter how your body
"I'm not sure you
"Do you think if
you lost your hands or your legs I would love you any
less? I wouldn't," Tara replied firmly. "You
just lost your…you know…but that doesn't mean that I
wouldn't love you anymore. It just means that it would
take some time adjusting is all."
"Well there are
advantages to dating someone with a penis," Anya
added. "If you like I could give you some
Tara answered. "But I'll keep that in mind."
She did a double take of Anya before turning to Willow.
"Look Baby, no matter what, I love you-."
"But you’re a
lesbian. How could you love me?"
"When I met you,
you were straight right? I-I mean you fell in love with
me and not just a gender…I’m in love with you too
Willow. No matter what package you come in,
That put Willow more
at ease and she gave a slight smile.
moment," Giles said, bringing a book to the table.
"There might be a spell."
"Great, let's do
it!" Willow answered.
He continued to read
and then looked up. "But we need three men."
The group looked
around at each other. "We'll I'm 'part man' don't I
count," Willow asked.
not," Giles answered. "We'll need someone
else. Well that's if Xander is willing to help."
"Sure I'll give
you a hand or a…yeah I'll help…Wait a second, if I
do this spell I won't lose my…"
Giles said quickly. "Only the affected party will
have a transformation, which in this case is
"Well where are
we going to find another man?" Anya asked.
"Oh! I know. Riley!"
answered. "We are not telling Buffy and Riley about
this. It's bad enough you all know."
"Well I don't
think we have much of a choice," Giles told her.
"If not Riley, then Spike perhaps?"
Willow and Tara looked
at each other before turning to Giles and answering
immediately. "We'll call Buffy."
What's up?" Buffy answered upon hearing her
"Boy if that's
not a loaded question if ever I heard one," she
answered softly. In a louder voice she answered.
"My dick apparently and at the most inopportune
moments I should add."
"I've got a
little problem," Willow said into the phone.
"We'll more like an 9 inch problem."
The gang was listening
in on the conversation from Willow's end when Anya
turned to Xander. "She's bigger than you Xander."
"Thank you for
sharing Anya," Xander answered indignant and Tara
gave a small chuckle she quickly stopped by covering her
hand with her mouth.
"We measured him
one night for fun," Anya added.
killing me here hon."
Willow lost her train
of thought but quickly shook it off, going back to her
conversation with Buffy. Out of curiosity Tara mouthed
'how big'? Anya replied holding up 8 fingers. When
Xander looked over to her she quickly acted like she was
polishing them on her shirt.
Buffy responded on the phone, getting Willow's attention
Willow knew she'd have
to explain. "I'm gonna make this short and
sweet…I cast a spell and now I have a penis…Buffy?…Are
"What did you
say? It sounded like-."
"I said I have a
penis. Please don't make me repeat it again."
The gang watched as
Willow held the phone away from her ear. They could hear
Buffy cackling on the other end. After a few moments
Willow put her ear back and spoke. "I know. Ha. Ha.
Very funny. It is to laugh…Are you gonna help me here
Buffy said trying to catch her breath. "I'm sorry
Wills. What do you need from me?"
"We found a spell
but we need your boyfriend. You and Riley got any plans
"Well we're going
to the Bronze later – I was going to call you and
Xander actually but we'll swing by the Magic Shop. I'm
assuming that's where you are?"
"Okay, let me get
him and we'll stop out."
if you would…don't mention this to anyone else but
"Don't worry your
anatomy will be anonymous with me. Promise."
Buffy walked in with
Riley, dressed for an evening of dancing and blowing off
a little steam. Tara saw the short skirt Buffy was
wearing and immediately looked to Willow.
if that skirt, or lack there of, would cause an
unexplainable reaction," Tara muttered.
"Oh that, no. I'm
a breast woman not a leg woman."
"Has all the
blood left your brain to go…down there?" Tara
replied, slightly ticked off.
"What did I
say?" Willow answered, totally confused.
Tara mimicked Willow,
"I'm a breast woman not a leg woman."
"Again I ask -
what did I say?"
"Do you have to
be so crass about it?" Tara asked. "I mean
it's like women are nothing more than sexual objects to
"Tara, honey. I
think you're reading into things that just aren't there,
Tara didn't reply. She
just folded her arms as Buffy and Riley approached.
Riley gave a hello nod to Willow. "So…how's it
He and Buffy both
stifled down giggles and Willow just gave up at that
"That's it. Go
ahead. Take what shreds of dignity I have left,"
she said rising from the table.
"I'm just teasin'
Willow," Riley apologized.
"I'll be in the
training room until you're ready," she told the
After she walked away
Buffy touched Riley's arm. "Lemme go talk to
her," she said making her way to the back with a
grin. Buffy found Willow sitting on the horse, shoulders
slumped and head down. Quietly she walked over until she
was a few feet away.
she pouted, not looking up.
Buffy held down a
chuckle but couldn't lose her smile. "It'll be
alright. You'll see."
"And what if it's
not?" Willow asked, finally making eye contact.
"What happens if the spell doesn't work? Tara will
end up leaving me because I'm not her 'womanly Willow'.
I don't know if I can handle that Buffy."
"Let me ask you a
question," Buffy began. "God forbid should
Tara get cancer and has to under go a double mastectomy.
She would be losing part of her 'womanly'
features. But would it make her any less of a
"Of course it
wouldn't," Willow answered. She was amazed that
Buffy could even suggest such a thing. "She's more
than just her body Buffy."
"You don't think
Tara feels the same about you? Because I think she does.
Warning…Bad pun ahead: You're more than the sum of
your parts Will…I think Tara knows that
Willow and Buffy
looked over to see Tara in the doorway.
pointed toward the blonde. "Package doesn't matter
as you've said before. It's what's in here," Buffy
said tapping her heart as Tara came over. "I'm sure
Giles will find a way to fix everything. And if
not," she said looking at Tara. "She'd love
you regardless…Besides, there are advantages to dating
someone with a penis."
Willow and Tara gave a
small chuckle. "So we've heard," Tara
remarked. "Anya's offered tips."
"Oh my god,"
"We stopped her
before she could," Willow grinned.
you." Buffy smiled and pointed out to the shop.
"I'm gonna go see if Giles could use a hand rounded
up supplies." As she left, Buffy stroked Tara's arm
in support and went out to join the others.
They watched Buffy
leave and Tara turned to Willow. "She's right. I-If
this doesn't work I'd still love you."
"I just…I don't
want to ruin your life." Willow found herself on
the edge of a sob and couldn't add more for fear of
Tara gathered Willow's
face in her hands, locking eyes. "Don't you get it
by now? You are my life."
Willow took Tara's
hands and kissed the back of each one gently. Her look
of utter love for the blonde turned to one of utter
frustration. Her eyes shot toward her lap and she spoke.
"Would you STOP that? I just kissed her hands –
"I don't think
talking to it will help," Tara chuckled.
Xander, Giles and
Riley walked into the room as Buffy and Anya helped
carry some supplies.
Showtime," Xander told them as they started to set
"Alright. We have
to form a circle here," Giles pointed on the mat.
"Willow sit across from me. Xander, Riley - take a
place on either side of Willow."
They all sat down
except for Willow who had to 'adjust herself'. The group
looked up to find out what was the delay.
"All I did was
kiss her hands," Willow replied in frustration as
she finally began to sit. An understanding grunt went
around the circle until Riley spoke up.
When I was 13 and it was 'new', anything seemed to be a
kidding," Xander replied. "And nerves. Anytime
I got nervous there it was. I lived in fear of giving
oral reports in front of my 8th grade English
class for more reasons than just my lack of academic
sharing guys but can we make less with the male bonding
and more with the making me female again?" Willow
Xander and Riley answered.
"Are we ready
then?" Giles asked. Everyone nodded. "Alright,
Giles began light the
candles in the circle before taking Xander and Riley's
hand. He issued the chant as the girls looked on. Tara
had to remember to tell herself to breath and Buffy
rubbed her back in support as they watched.
Suddenly all the
candles went out and the group broke away. Giles looked
to Willow, "Well?"
Willow said holding a finger up before reaching beyond
her waistband. Taking the cue, Giles, Xander and Riley
reached to be sure everything was still 'in place' for
them as well. The group held a collective breath until
they heard Willow give a deep sight of relief. "Oh,
thank god," she muttered.
cool," Xander nodded. "We made a woman."
"The power we
wield," Riley grinned.
Giles," Willow said honestly. "Thank you
called over. "Thank you very much."
"And from now
on-," Giles warned.
"No messing with
the top shelf," Willow nodded. "Believe me.
I'm all over it."
"So you guys want
to head out to the Bronze?" Riley asked.
"You're welcome too Giles. I'll buy you a
"No thank you
Riley. I have more inventory to take care of tonight.
But if Xander and Anya want to go I'll close up
"Great! How about
you two?" Riley asked as he rose.
Willow was already on
her feet with Tara in her arms. "I think we'll sit
this one out tonight guys. Besides, I need to find out
if the new, not so new equipment, is fully
functional." Tara blushed and tried to hide in the
crook of Willow's neck.
"Stay away from
the books," Giles warned.
"No books, no
magic, no toys. From now on I'm phallus free…Did I
just say that out loud?"
"Yes you did and
it's a bit more than we wanted to hear," Buffy
yourself," Xander replied. He and Riley looked at
each other and shrugged guiltily.
"What is it with
men and lesbians?" Anya asked Buffy. "I just
don't get it. Do you?"
"Something else I
don't wanna hear," Buffy added.
The group made it's
way to the storefront when Anya turned to Xander.
"You know Willow did that spell and she had a 9
inch penis. Maybe if you-."
Xander began, holding up his hand. "Don't even go
She rolled her
shoulders. "It was just a thought."